WOMEN ARE disgusting. They just keep their disgusting activities (fairly) private.

1. Squeezing a spot so forcefully that it literally pops

Sick! But fascinating.

2. And just going at random lumps and bumps on your face

Sure, all the skincare articles we’ve ever read say to leave your face alone. But this huge clogged pore would sure love to be squeezed…

3. Examining the black mascara goop that accumulates in your eye

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Again, sick and fascinating.

4. Picking dry skin. On any body part

Lips? Have a quick nibble there. Hangnails? We’ll be fixating on them all day. Feet? C’mere to me!

5. Doing those exfoliating foot masks

The skin just FALLS OFF. LIKE A SNAKE.

6. Scratching at your scalp and a) observing the dandruff

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Hot.

7. And b) finding wee scabs

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We said these things would be disgusting.

8. Watching months of buildup run out of your makeup brushes when you finally decide to clean them

It’s almost worth not cleaning them to see the river of brown? So satisfying.

9. Wiping your pits with a baby wipe and applying fresh deodorant in lieu of a shower

Showers are such effort, sometimes. How freeing it is to just give in to the baby wipe!

10. Biting your nails to literal stubs and you can’t stop but you don’t care

The compulsion to bite is too strong.

11. And plucking out a hair with the root still attached

Yesssssss. Feels good to let it out, doesn’t it?

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